Certain things in life despite being frustrating are very much amusing. And it registered more so deeply after a night out with friends which included piss drunk guys. Now I have always had difficulty in understanding the weird ways of the opposite sex. I’m sure all the boys who read dis wud say vice versa. And I totally agree with dat. But with guys I think certain things are universal. No matter how different a guy is, he is bound to have certain universal characteristics which put him bak to being no different. At times I feel its just the physical attributes dat are different, behavioral patterns are very much alike. Here goes my personally experienced universal list, clichés can be very much a part of it.
1) They think they are always right. You tell them your point of view or disagree, wat follows is strictly avoidable.
2) They are never ever over drunk.
3) They always have everything under control.
4) They always know the directions. Its in their blood. Its a diff point altogether as to how much u want to take out dat blood when you know dat you are lost but have to keep quiet to save all the bloodshed.
5) They can’t keep their mouth shut when a woman is driving. They have abundant suggestions to give and practically all the guys present in the car wud do dat,not just one. Now all the sadists out their can go, ”oh, but v need to, women drivers need guidelines “
6) They have never ending reserves of gyaan on practically every topic known or even unknown to mankind.
7) They all have a glad eye. They can spot nethng even remotely resembling a girl miles away and prove the credibility of their eyes by checking them out totally, all the while pretending that they are not luking.
8) They do not, mind you, they do not listen. They are good at bragging about themselves, but woman, wen you gotta do the talking, he aint listening.
9) They are painfully lazy. Period.
10) They can watch nethng & everything on TV. The highest non sense gets a huge TRP thanks to them.
11) They think they are God. Putting it litely “A woman divorced her husband, wen asked why, she replied ’we had differences over religious issues, he thought he was God and I didn’t’”
Phew!!! I can so go on nd on. But I must have already got all the men reading dis , in an arguing nd defending mode.By the way as they say exceptions are always dere………………
3 comments:
heee..:-)
Some points are definitely not true though.
Like this one -->
"10) They can watch nethng & everything on TV. The highest non sense gets a huge TRP thanks to them."
I mean,,hello..This is what Gals do, Not guys.
Then This -->
"9) They are painfully lazy. Period."
Not all, common.
Then -->
8) They do not, mind you, they do not listen. They are good at bragging about themselves, but woman, wen you gotta do the talking, he aint listening.
I think I do listen to women. :-(
Hey Relax!!No need to take it personally!!!its better for people around u if u r nt like dat :)
Point 7 - totally proud of it :)
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