Behavior Decoding-Do not try..

Certain things in life despite being frustrating are very much amusing. And it registered more so deeply after a night out with friends which included piss drunk guys. Now I have always had difficulty in understanding the weird ways of the opposite sex. I’m sure all the boys who read dis wud say vice versa. And I totally agree with dat. But with guys I think certain things are universal. No matter how different a guy is, he is bound to have certain universal characteristics which put him bak to being no different. At times I feel its just the physical attributes dat are different, behavioral patterns are very much alike. Here goes my personally experienced universal list, clichés can be very much a part of it.

1) They think they are always right. You tell them your point of view or disagree, wat follows is strictly avoidable.
2) They are never ever over drunk.
3) They always have everything under control.
4) They always know the directions. Its in their blood. Its a diff point altogether as to how much u want to take out dat blood when you know dat you are lost but have to keep quiet to save all the bloodshed.
5) They can’t keep their mouth shut when a woman is driving. They have abundant suggestions to give and practically all the guys present in the car wud do dat,not just one. Now all the sadists out their can go, ”oh, but v need to, women drivers need guidelines “
6) They have never ending reserves of gyaan on practically every topic known or even unknown to mankind.
7) They all have a glad eye. They can spot nethng even remotely resembling a girl miles away and prove the credibility of their eyes by checking them out totally, all the while pretending that they are not luking.
8) They do not, mind you, they do not listen. They are good at bragging about themselves, but woman, wen you gotta do the talking, he aint listening.
9) They are painfully lazy. Period.
10) They can watch nethng & everything on TV. The highest non sense gets a huge TRP thanks to them.
11) They think they are God. Putting it litely “A woman divorced her husband, wen asked why, she replied ’we had differences over religious issues, he thought he was God and I didn’t’”

Phew!!! I can so go on nd on. But I must have already got all the men reading dis , in an arguing nd defending mode.By the way as they say exceptions are always dere………………

i like....

Getting lost luking at the whirl of smoke
Soaking the sun in winters & pushing off to sleep
Summers
Reading a good book
Catching a movie in a theatre
Letting my hair down once in a while
Bowling
Nahargarh-the nites spent dere
Ramgarh-the cute lil remote hut
Chocolate Brownie
Coffee Shops-Just lazying dere
Leafing thru old photographs/notes
Traveling
Piping Hot Adhrak Chai
‘Friends’ (everybody go 'cliche' )
‘Sex n The City’ (same)
Dal Chawal
Shopping
Being by myself
Dancing
Cheese Balls
A laugh riot get together with friends
Pasta
Riding my Kiney
My room
The sea
Water Sports
Adventurous Sports
Playing baddy
Writing
Star Gazing
Collecting shells, rocks
Walnuts
A good conversation
Sitting outside at the steps of a school time joint
Taking leisurely walks with a friend
Doing up my place-constantly picking up things for it
Small gestures